Michigan Week

(c)2005 Chris Matlak

Q: How many Michigan University freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, that's a sophomore course.

Q: Why do all the trees on Ohio lean north?
A: Because Michigan sucks.

Q: How do you get a Michigan grad off your doorstep?
A: Pay him for the pizza.

Q: Why do all the Ohio buildings lean south?
A: Because Michigan blows.

Q: What did the OSU grad say to the Michigan grad?
A: "I'd like a large cheeseburger with extra bacon, a small order of fries, and a medium Coke."

Q: How do you get to the university of Michigan?
A: Go West until you smell it, north until you step in it.

Once upon a time, a Ohio resident and a Michigan resident went to Heaven, and God granted them each one wish. The Michigan resident said "I hate living next to the Ohio so much I want a wall 10 feet thick and 50 feet tall around the entire state of Michigan." God snapped his fingers and POOF! There was a wall 50 feet high and 10 feet thick around the entire state of Michigan. Then it was the Ohio resident's turn for a wish. He said: "Can the wall hold water?" and God replied "Yes, it certainly can." Then the Ohio resident said "Fill that wall with water."

It's a long way to Ann Arbor, so please remember to flush twice.

Any more Michigan jokes? Please post them in the comments.