- January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
- February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to printlabels.....Hell!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
- March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6months.....box said "2-4 years!"
- April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
- May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups ofwater won't fit into those little packets!!!
- June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with aslope.
- July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, theother swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
- August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swampedbecause soft-top was open.
- September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
- October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
- November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
- December - Couldn't call 911....."du".....there's no "eleven"button on the stupid phone!!!
What a year!!
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