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Saturday, February 25, 2006

Blonde's Year in Review

Blonde's Year in Review
  1. January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
  2. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to printlabels.....Hell!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
  3. March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in said "2-4 years!"
  4. April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
  5. May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups ofwater won't fit into those little packets!!!
  6. June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with aslope.
  7. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, theother swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
  8. August - Got locked out of my car in rain swampedbecause soft-top was open.
  9. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
  10. October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
  11. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
  12. December - Couldn't call 911....."du".....there's no "eleven"button on the stupid phone!!!

What a year!!

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