Because your work space needs to be clear at the end of the day, people are faced with the option of filing paper, carrying it with them, or throwing it away.

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Because your work space needs to be clear at the end of the day, people are faced with the option of filing paper, carrying it with them, or throwing it away.

Hiden Program in Win 2000+:

1. Click "Start"
2. Click "Run"
3. Type in "eudcedit"
4. The program that pops up is a hidden font editor that lets you create your own fonts and characters to use in other programs like MS Word.

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Quotations of the Day:

• I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation. - George Bernard Shaw
  Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists. - John Kenneth Galbraith
• The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois. - Gustave Flaubert
• Philosophers say a great deal about what is absolutely necessary for science, and it is always, so far as one can see, rather naive, and probably wrong. - Richard Feynman
• You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty. - Sacha Guitry
• Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day. - Unknown

The end.

Generic Christmas List Post

Here are some suggested gifts for Christmas, divided into three four lists. (Some items may be on more than one list)

1. Gifts which I know I won't receive unless someone just won the lottery:
Motorized vehicular transportation device
XBox360, Wii, DS Light, or PS3 (in descending order of preference, too much space would be taken up trying to explain)
1080p equipment (video recorder or TV/Projector)
Portable DVD Player
Archos 404 Camcorder, 604 WiFi, AV 500, or Gmini 402 Camcorder.
2. My moderately-priced list (Some items may become very pricey or very cheap)
DS Lite
Halo 2 or 3
Green/Blue Laser Pointers (http://www.extremelasers.com/)
Snakes on a Plane DVD or Soundtrack
Archos 404 Camcorder, 604 WiFi, AV 500, or Gmini 402 Camcorder.
Portable DVD Player
Fable 2 (May not be released yet)
3. Free to CD/DVD expensive
Ted Leo and the Pharmacists CDs
The Doors I
Pre Dark Side of the Moon Floyd
Blur oyster Cult
More than a feeling
Techno remixes of Rock music or other techno
Red laser pointer
World peace
More Harmony
4. Surprise Me
http://www.sodafinder.com/
Any random music you think I might like
Something completely random and unexpected

Why did they kill Mr. Pibb?

Click the link, it will take you to soda heaven.