This is a real warning I encountered in a video game.

WARNING!

This game contains animated graphic violence that may not be suitable for small children, the elderly, pregnant women, or students in close proximity to a teacher. Do not play this game if you have a tendency to copy everything you see, or even worse risk getting this website banned from the school network. Do not attempt any stunts performed within this game. If you do manage to find a Heckler Koch UMP45 and spot a green-headed bug creature pop out of the ground right in front of you, do not engage it in combat. Chances are you may have been slipped some hallucinogenic drugs and the weapon you are supposedly holding may in fact be a shoe or something else just as equally mundane and unfireable.

All characters within this game are fictional and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is extremely unlikely, so if you happen to find somebody with green skin and antennae who communicates in a language of squeaks and squelches, please contact me, as I would be very interested in meeting them.

Finally, this game is copyright by Damien Clarke, and cannot be reproduced without permission.
If you do ask my permission, then we may talk.

That's all for now.

PS: Winter Percussion is starting to magnify soon