Care

All I can say...

Look at all those members!

This is a real warning I encountered in a video game.

WARNING!

This game contains animated graphic violence that may not be suitable for small children, the elderly, pregnant women, or students in close proximity to a teacher. Do not play this game if you have a tendency to copy everything you see, or even worse risk getting this website banned from the school network. Do not attempt any stunts performed within this game. If you do manage to find a Heckler Koch UMP45 and spot a green-headed bug creature pop out of the ground right in front of you, do not engage it in combat. Chances are you may have been slipped some hallucinogenic drugs and the weapon you are supposedly holding may in fact be a shoe or something else just as equally mundane and unfireable.

All characters within this game are fictional and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is extremely unlikely, so if you happen to find somebody with green skin and antennae who communicates in a language of squeaks and squelches, please contact me, as I would be very interested in meeting them.

Finally, this game is copyright by Damien Clarke, and cannot be reproduced without permission.
If you do ask my permission, then we may talk.

That's all for now.

PS: Winter Percussion is starting to magnify soon

If you are easily offended, do not read this post

Apparently, I am no longer allowed to mention the winner of the 2006 DCI multi-tenor championships, because he is a "bad influence" on the band, even though it was s tuba player who stepped over the line and incurred a .1 point penalty. Besides, of the best tenor player in the world has graduated from your high school, how can he be a bad influence??

Quotes

Quotes.... What to do with all the quotes???

Quotes...
Crazy quotes...
They go to my head;
And follow me to my bed.
There they reside,
Corrugated cardboard by their side.
Now I hide.
That is all.
For now:
I wonder how,
Until I come to the waterfall.

Oh, those crazy quotes! (c) 2006 Chris Matlak

The Most Insane Table Ever? That's Ka-Blamo!

These better work

Two Things

Two Four things happened to me today. First, I had a good test in a class. Later and second, I tries to program a javascript into Blogger, but it cannot handle JavaScript. I'll probably update this one later, when I remember what the two things really are. Third, my calculator crashed, and I lost about 200 lines of code, which really bites because I cannot find the old copy of the program. Maybe this is a good thing, so I can make sense of the myriad array of variables and condense them. Finally, I had to write a Haiku for Biology class. It went like this:

Atom want to share.

Forces attract over there;

Covalent bond form!

The End.

The Simpsons

w00t!